114 Visiting Jamaica with Coruba Rum

ZTL 114

Sunshine Tiki

Aloha Tiki Friends!  It's been a looong week for all of us here in the Zen Tiki Lounge.  A cocktail or two, or three was certainly sounding good.  We start with a great Mai Tai, direct from the Foundation Tiki bar in Milwaukee.  To make this you will need to track some Coruba Jamaican rum.  Finding some rock candy syrup is a good idea as well, but simple syrup works in a pinch.  Not long after we started sipping this stiff libation the conversation quickly turned to breast feeding, anal insertions, taxes for gays, the magic bullet blender, and for good measure we threw in a little Jesus.  Starshine certinaly kept things lively.  Enjoy!  Be sure to visit the official site for the Foundation Tiki Bar.

113 Dr. Funk visits the Zen Tiki Lounge

ZTL 113

Sunshine Tiki

The name of the game is GET PUMPKIN DRUNK!  We only do this to make our listeners happy.  Email after email asks for more smashed Pumpkin.  So, 1 shooter, 1 strong ass cocktail and a couple slices of rum cake.  That'll do her.  After the demon rum starts coursing through her veins, her conversation goes south of the bikini.  Pumpkin offers her 12 steps to a cheaper 2009.  Free booze is good.  Bar supplies on the cheap, we tell you how.  Need to make some extra cash?  Sell your stomach.  All in this episode.  Sunshine takes us back on course with Elvis Bday trivia and Mrs. Kravitz shenanigans.  Our official drink of the week is the classic Dr. Funk.  A refreshingly odd little drink.  But damn good.  There so much more but we honestly forgot to take notes, just listen and drink along.  

This Weeks Drink: Dr. Funk

1.5 oz Dark rum

.25 oz Pastis or Absinthe

.5 oz lemon juice

.5 oz grenadine

1 oz lime juice (fresh squeezed)

Shake, shake, shake.  Just pour into a tall glass filled with crushed ice.  A long straw is perfect for Dr. Funk.  Garnish with lemon wedge on rim and three or four cherries, olives or a combo of both.  Funky!

112 Vegan Condoms, Cocktails and WAMU SUCKS!

ZTL 112

Sunshine Tiki

Happy New Year Tiki Friends!!!  Both Sunshine and Pumpkin are excited to be starting another year of podcasting here in the Zen Tiki Lounge.  We certainly don't waste anytime, the cocktails are flowing, conversation running and shenanigans continues.  Our cocktail is straight from Sunshines fridge, specifically the leftover ingredients from all the holiday parties.  A little passion fruit juice, some pineapple, Appleton rum, Ten Cane rum...throw in some bitters and a dash of lemon.  Impressive for leftovers.  I call it "California Passion Cocktail."  Part of the inspiration comes from our weather.  While many of our listeners are burried in snow, we are enjoying some fairly decent temps here in Sunny So Cal.  Pumpkin delves into the naughty subjects as always, vegan condoms in a cookbook?  Yep.  Penis enlargement?  You bet.  Lets not forget the roll play we do to show you just how bad the customer service is at Washington Mutual.  WAMU has closed Sunshines account, can't figure out how or why and doesn't really seem to care about helping to reopen it.  Thats wonderful.  Enough reason to drink.