51 Sally Field is a lazy bitch and Gilligan screws up everything

ZTL - 51 Sally Field is a lazy bitch and Gilligan screws up everything

Sunshine & Pumpkin

Sunshine and Pumpkin have lots of shout outs to our wonderful listeners this week. Preceded by a delicious and intoxicating cocktail that is sure to make the burliest of men feel fruity. Pumpkin tells of her upcoming trip to Kuai, trying to rub it in. Sunshine throws it back with his upcoming trip to Vegas, staying at the beautiful and luxurious Wynn resort. Theres also plenty of chit chat, topics ranging from Sally Fields laziness to stolen Russian uranium.

Drink of the Week
Paradise Found
1oz Coconut Rum
1/4oz Mango Rum
1/4oz pineapple rum
2oz pineapple juice
Splash Sprite

Put all ingredients except Sprite in shaker. Shake with ice and pour over ice in glass. Top with sprite (optional).

50 The Zen Tiki Lounge hits the big FIVE O

ZTL - 50 The Zen Tiki Lounge hits the big FIVE O

Sunshine & Pumpkin

Sunshine and Pumpkin don't feel 50, but it is our 50th trip to the Lounge. A big thank you to all our listeners around the globe. We never thought so many people in other parts of the world would be tuning in. This show is packed with all the shenanigans your used to and a damn good cocktail if we do say so. You will surely want to serve this concoction at your next shindig or luau. .

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Drink of the Week
Topless Mai Tai
1oz Coconut Rum
1oz Mango Rum
2oz pineapple juice
1oz orange juice
Splash orgeat syrup

Put all ingredients except mango rum in your shaker with ice; Shake well and pour into glass with ice; Top with mango rum and do not stir. Garnish extra fancy with a fresh pineapple wedge, orange wedge and a strawberry on side of highball glass.

49 It's snowing in the Zen Tiki Lounge, Brrrrrrrr

ZTL - 49 It's snowing in the Zen Tiki Lounge, Brrrrrrrr

Sunshine & Pumpkin

As we record this weeks episode the snow is coming down in So Cal. Global warming, not really. Our cocktail this week warms from the inside and comes direct from Maui. Pumpkin is very excited to hear that David Beckham will be joining us in LA, though Sunshine doesn't seem to care much about that. Banana Republic has gone ape over big people and Sunshine bitches about a near death parking experience at his favorite coffee house.

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Drink of the Week
Lime in Don Coconut
1oz Coconut Rum
1/2oz Citrus Vodka
Splash sweet and sour
Splash simple syrup
Top with club soda

Put all ingredients except club soda in your shaker with ice.  Shake well and pour into glass with ice.  Top with 1-2oz of club soda, add a stir stick or schwizel.  Garnish with a lime wedge and maraschino cherry.  Enjoy with a friend, and repeat.

48 Pumpkin gets her DIRTY on and tries to save the Seahorses

ZTL #48 - Pumpkin gets her DIRTY on and tries to save the Seahorses

Sunshine & Pumpkin

Pumpkin has her panties in a bunch over the new ass bleaching fad. Have you ever wanted a pinker ass? Pumpkin tells you how to do it. Pumpkin also tells us about the horrible things people do to seahorses just to get a boner, it's so sad. Sunshine gives the latest on why George W is a little pussy. Lastly we tell you the story of a new character at the lounge, Mozzarella Lady.

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Drink of the Week
The Nalu
2oz Vodka
1/2oz Blue Curacau
3oz orange/guava/mango juice
This drnk comes to us from Maui, the Aloha mixed plate restaurant. Make sure to put the strawberry puree in the bottom of the glass. Then slowly poor all other ingredients from shaker over the strawberry for a red and blue layered cocktail. Garnish with a strawberry or edible orchid.