117 Skittle Infusions and Sweater Yams

ZTL 117

Sunshine Tiki

Aloha Tiki Friends, it's a brand new week in the Zen Tiki Lounge and we are both ready for some unwinding.  Our little drinky this week is the Ward Eight.  A bourbon style concoction makes  a rare appearance in the Lounge.  If you only drink foo fu drinks you should still try this one.  A classic sour drink.  A drink named after an insane asylum is just what Pumpkin needed to get her started on Jesus bashing and old people trashing.  Sunshine revisits the nipple problem, just where exactly does that milk come from.  We also take another look at the mystery of the snuggie, the worlds best selling infomercial product of all time!  Really!  And thats just a sample of the great bag of crap in this weeks podcast.  Remember to share with a friend....the cocktail too.

116 Tikirific Condoms and Hawaiian VOG

ZTL 116

Sunshine Tiki

Pumpkin can't keep her mind out of the gutter.  This week she is obsessed with vegan condoms, so good you could eat them.  But before you go eating condoms, try this weeks cocktail.  The Cuba Libre was a favorite drink of American author Jean Stafford.  A drunks drink if ever there was one.  Next is some Zen conversation about keeping things simple and elegant, with tiki style.  Sunshine thinks the lowly sugar cube may have a comeback and also wants to know which of his neighbors donated to the "yes on 8" proposition.  Nothing wrong with that.  All of us here at the Zen Tiki Lounge want to shout to Kava Kon, one of our favorite exotica artists.  Listen to Kava Kon here.  Enjoy the show.

115 The Star Trek Doggy Door

ZTL 115

Sunshine Tiki

You know that you have nothing to complain about when all you can complain about is the need for an automatic doggy door.  Pumpkin spends SO MUCH TIME letting the pooch out in the yard she feels she needs an auto door for doggy.  Really?  That may not sound all that interesting to most people, so we toss back a few cocktails for some intoximicating fun.  Our drink is called The Isle of Lime and is inspired by Sunshines new love of 10 Can Rum.  Delicioso!  Be sure not to substitute another rum, it just doesn't work.  After the drink comes drunken racist comments and cross dressing Asian ladies who write books about saving the planet.  Don't miss that.  We conclude with Pumpkins latest rant on vanity license plates and those people who put dead loved ones on the back of their cars.  Nice. Click here for The Isle of Lime cocktail recipe