Poker DICK!
/Need to improve your karma or put a spell on that annoying angry video poker player next to you? This is the drink to order. Its a simple but tasty recipe that can be made at any local watering hole with a built in video poker machine.
2 ounces spiced Rum (Sailor Jerry, Zaya or Capn' Morgan)
3 ounces grapefruit juice
Splash of maraschino cherry juice
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Stir it all together in a bar glass, add ice and sip away your cares. A little sour and a little sweet. Now doesn't it all feel better? Of course it does! Garnish with grapefruit slices.